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the hit of the century

Created on 2003-07-09 12:11:18 (#1171200), last updated 2004-03-30

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Name:	kirsten
Birthdate:	08-10
Location:	United Kingdom

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'Alex didn't want to hear the philosophy and thumped his fist on the coffee table, toppling the cups.

"Let me understand this," he said, pushing Honey's hand off his shoulder. "So, what? He just had a grudge? Against me? You got other letters, sometimes, didn't you? He just screened mine or what? He just did it for a laugh? Just wanted to waste thirteen years of -"

"No!" cried Kitty, holding the letters to her chest. "He protects me also. He is very paranoid, Max, he worries that some people get a little crazy, very attached, like a Norman Bates or somebody. People are strange about movies. He thinks it is his job to protect me from the crazy people. This is an irony if you knew Max ... he is himself a little crazy, I married him once, so I know - for seven days in Hawaii but it was enough - and he proved to be homosexual, which in this business is rather common - oh, yes," she said to Honey's open mouth, "my dear, everyone should marry a homosexual at least once. It robs a pretty girl of all her sexual vanity. It is very healthy. And then, when I married again, Max lived with us. I couldn't stop him, my dear," she said, addressing Honey completely now, who was enthralled, "this is how he is. He used to bring drinks in at our parties like a butler!"'

-- The Autograph Man; Zadie Smith.

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